"How would you know what's crazy or not? If that sweater of yours was any tighter it'd cut off the circulation to your chest."
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
#6 Part 6
"How would you know what's crazy or not? If that sweater of yours was any tighter it'd cut off the circulation to your chest."
Saturday, October 16, 2010
#83 Part 1
The other day, I went through the drive thru at Starbucks and decided to pay for the car behind me as well as my own purchase. When I told the guy in the window my plan, he gave me a sample of delicious coffee and told me if I purchased that, I could get a free large drink. So... I bought the coffee, got my original drink for free, paid for the car behind me and spent less than I thought I would! Hooray for instant Karma!
#6 Part 5
"I said you were a jerk. I wasn't blaming you for being a jerk. I didn't say that being a jerk was your fault. Nor was I attempting to make you feel guilty for being a jerk. I made a simple observation. You're a jerk. Now just drop it."
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
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